hakuna my tatas

queenston: edm-life-or-die: Walk into the library like whatup...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:19:50 -0400

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

that is actually incredible

melleigh: This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:02:42 -0400

This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.

god damn

doctorkane: In the dry lakebed of Racetrack, Death Valley...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 12:26:11 -0400

doctorkane:

In the dry lakebed of Racetrack, Death Valley stones as big as 700 pounds mysteriously slide across the surface of the earth without any notable external forces acting upon them. While some researchers believe a combination of natural events, such as wind and ice, cause these stones to “sail”, others question this theory pointing out that the stones don’t follow a predictable path and change directions abruptly.

THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

oMFGdg

rookiemag: samhumphries: flavorcountry: samhumphries: dvvg:...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 12:07:48 -0400

rookiemag:

samhumphries:

flavorcountry:

samhumphries:

dvvg: kixyz

This on loop. I hope it never ends.

GOOD ENOUGH

She’s still dancing…!

Desert island GIF. Dancing 4eva - Danielle

maisonmartinmargielous: demeulem33ster: straightgirl: oh my...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 12:54:40 -0400

maisonmartinmargielous:

demeulem33ster:

straightgirl:

oh my god

cool

watch a man’s ego crumble to shreds in only three messages

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Mon, 03 Jun 2013 12:45:04 -0400

captain-kirks-perfect-hair: omgtsn: nugger it took 15...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 12:21:58 -0400

captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

omgtsn:

nugger

it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand

theoneandonlyowenharper: lecavaliers: #CAN I HAVE A MOMENT OF...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 12:03:36 -0400

theoneandonlyowenharper:

lecavaliers:

#CAN I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SALAZAR SLYTHERIN

I have not touched tumblr in ages

Thu, 30 May 2013 01:40:06 -0400

tl; dr version of the past 6-8 months as if anyone gives a shit:

In love with one cool motherfucker I call Juanald
Shot my GPA to hell 1st semester; will be spending approximately the entire rest of college clawing it out of this hole
Spending the summer in Chapel Thrillllllll for summer classes (ain’t no Sylva for this chick)
Got a better work-study job as a professional baby-entertainer (while they get their brains scanned and such)
No longer a miserable person. Gradually approaching an unfamiliar feeling that might be contentment but could also just be indigestion.
Summer Boy, last I heard, intended to be a modern day hobo, riding the rails and maybe going to Canada, rather than becoming an “American wage slave.” I was told of this plan in January, no word on changes to the plan.
Asshole McDoucheface (or whatever the fuck my codename for him was) almost knocked a girl up but didn’t, and seems quite content at WCU. He called me around Easter to apologize for wronging me and try to put us on better terms. I pretty much said “Cool story bro. My life doesn’t really have room in it for a shitty friendship with you. Sorry not sorry have a nice life.”

rookiemag: ceedling: Licia Ronzulli, member of the European...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:26:52 -0500

rookiemag:

ceedling:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

BADASS

so awesome.

- Petra

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Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:18:45 -0500

gastrogirl: circus animal cookie truffles.

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:14:02 -0500

gastrogirl:

circus animal cookie truffles.

majortvjunkie: like if your against bullying

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:05:48 -0500

majortvjunkie:

like if your against bullying

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Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:03:49 -0500

Someone’s been waiting their whole lives to write this in

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:01:53 -0500

Someone’s been waiting their whole lives to write this in

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Thu, 15 Nov 2012 10:00:58 -0500

octosmagiccastle: I really love the Yahoo comments section

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 09:59:07 -0500

octosmagiccastle:

I really love the Yahoo comments section

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Wed, 07 Nov 2012 11:34:53 -0500

ekoenig: mitt romney’s sons are kind of scary because none of...

Sat, 20 Oct 2012 23:20:12 -0400

ekoenig:

mitt romney’s sons are kind of scary because none of them really look the same they’re all kind of creepy in their own special ways plus they all have a hint of mitt romney and what’s creepier than that

like the first one looks like a mitt and josh hutcherson morphthing

and then the second one behind joshmittcherson is obviously an alien overlord in a human skin that zips up in the back

and the one in the middle i think he speaks spanish he also looks spanish idk i think you might not be mitts child

and the forth is just a chubbier mitt romney i think he’s the one who said he wants to punch the president idk i’d be violent too if my name was taggart

and the fifth one is basically ann romney but a boy and he probably cries a lot

glitterweave: Romney and Obama are fighting for the last word just like that scene from bridesmaids...

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 11:04:11 -0400

glitterweave:

Romney and Obama are fighting for the last word just like that scene from bridesmaids when they were trying to get the last word at the bridal shower