octosmagiccastle: I really love the Yahoo comments section
glitterweave: Romney and Obama are fighting for the last word just like that scene from bridesmaids when they were trying to get the last word at the bridal shower
WELL FUCK MY LIFE...
…BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING MONO. BECAUSE I’M THE FUCKING GIRL WHO GOES AND CONTRACTS MONO A MONTH AFTER STARTING FUCKING COLLEGE. BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING SAD THREE WEEKENDS AGO OVER SOME FUCKING ASSHOLE AT HOME AND I REMEDIED THAT BY DRINKING WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH AND MAKING OUT WITH TOO MANY FUCKING STRANGERS AND NOT EVEN FUCKING ENJOYING IT. FUCK.
incurablyawesome: buddhabob: quinnf4brays: lucyforpromqueen: quinnf4brays: there are animals called dikdiks pronounced.. dick-dicks? no pronounced xylophone
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: plantagenet: mumford & sons basically play dubstep music but instead of waiting for the bass drop you spend the whole song just waiting for the inevitable frenzied banjo strumming This is the single most accurate thing I’ve ever seen oh my God
CandidlyCara: MITT ROMNEY USED BROWN FACE AT THE... →
panasonicyouth: elendraug: jhenne-bean: fantasticirreverence: jhenne-bean: avatarsnowy: withquest: video link here #LOL he is a parody of himself Okay, ‘fess up, America. Mitt Romney doesn’t actually exist, does he? You’re just… I honestly think he’s given up and hes decided to put on a hell of a show until the election.
legitimately do not understand the practice of shouting and whistling at girls when you drive by do you expect me to run after your car screaming WAIT COME BACK I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
My Rational Brain is Totally my Fun Brain's Bitch
Rational Brain: Excuse me, I hate to bother you, but maybe you should work on homework...?
Fun Brain: lol no fuck you there are pix of chicken mcnuggets 2 reblog lololol fuck you shut up
Rational Brain: Okay, sorry. *hides*
softwatsonwarmwatson: wow this is a good song i’m going to play it on repeat for 4 days until i hate it
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
wheelcher2: francieum: fillmyeyeswithstars: wheelcher2: coolpup: is it pets mart or pet smart are we human or are we dancers where am I To the first question, it is Pet Smart. Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words. And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession. did we just get served?
Really cool, but just a warning, front view of the last one scared the piss out of me because I didn’t expect to see the eyes of a demon.